They Will Literally Chew Your Face Off In Florida

Story ran on Sunday, May 27, 2012. Not fake. Another reason to hate the Hellhole AKA Florida, USA.

Report: Miami police shoot naked man chewing on victim's face

By Jim Gold,

A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Heralds offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.

The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspapers two-story parking garage, the Herald said.

The naked mans victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.

Neither man was identified.

based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami polices Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.

A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.

Police requested surveillance video that had been obtained by the newspaper, the Herald reported.


The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival.

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3 Responses May 27, 2012

How is a crime committed because of a dude on bath salts Florida's fault? Should everyone have hated California when the Zodiac Killer was around?

Gezz, now Florida is getting soooo bad and evil, now we have REAL zombies here?!!!

Anytime there is a weird news story, 9 times out of 10 it happened in Florida.

I fear for my child...yes, this is ssooo true. My sister is Peds ICU nurse and the drug and rapes are awful.