Can't Stand To Watch GiadaI cannot stand to watch Giada or hear her speak. Her freakishly large head, disproportionately small body, oddly narrow shoulders, little midget arms, constant cleavage, big hair with a big forehead to match, her posture and mannerisms, her all-the-same-cut blouse wardrobe .... and then she opens her mouth! The fake accent, the over-exaggeration of unimportant words like "salt" or "stove", the overall actress persona. Oh, hell no, I must turn the channel immediately.
All that notwithstanding, if she could cook, I probably won't bother to hate her. But, the fact is that I have never found a recipe of hers that I would want to make. Even on foodnetwork.com, where I look-up recipes all the time, and where I could get a Giada recipe without having to watch her or hear her, I can't see that she makes anything worthwhile. I think I saw her make cheese stuffed olives wrapped in prosciutto once, which sounds good, but I don't need a recipe to make that.
Anyway, I just turn the channel rather than continue seething as I watch. I hate the times when I'm in the grocery check-out line, and I cannot escape her big huge head smiling at me from a magazine cover. Ugh.
PrincessAstrid 31-35, F 3 Responses 1 Sep 23, 2011