Oh... You're Kiddin' Me... What The F*@# Mate...?


So I'm going to this huge event called Love Groove... It's a Valentine's themed rave. I'm going to be meeting DJ's and hanging out with other promoters. I had bought a cute burlesque style dress and even made sure that the torso was made longer than usual to accomodate my heigth and my chest. I'm going to be going there with a really special freind of mine and well, I don't want to embarass him by any means.. I'm worried about my dress and as you can so plainly see... my chest just... pops out! How the hell can I cure this dilemna?! The pictures a wee bit fuzzy... but what can I say.. I wasn't operating the camera... and I'm not all dolled up so I look like crap.

:: shrugs ::

gypsofbabylon gypsofbabylon
26-30, F
52 Responses Feb 2, 2011

Very pretty and nice display

Thank you Grl4u! I wore it to the first Valentine themed event this last weekend and I'm totally gonna wear it again for next week's V-Day event called Love Groove. It was a hit, I got lots of compliments. :)<br />
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Why sweettaco! You're too kind! :) That is a very good idea, maybe I'll do that next weekend!<br />
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Thankyou girls!

Bleed, you know I always do.<br />
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lol at hotrodd ::wink::<br />
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Jackk I **** you not man! Thanks for day dreaming! :)<br />
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Oh hey... that's not a bad idea petite!! I'll definitely look for one that can go with my dress. Thanks!

Hey Dont start flirting now, You already had me at "hi"<br />

LMAO treat em mean.......

It's ok... if we went anywhere together hotrodd, I would just slap you in the face and sucker punch you in the stomach to bring your feet back down to the ground. lol<br />
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Thanks alot guy! ::muahs::

Im still trying to get my heart started...<br />
How the.... Just an amazing look,<br />
I coldnt go anywhere with you like that.<br />
I would be falling all over you.<br />
But I would be proud as a peacock as well<br />
Damn your beautiful<br />

Yes Bleed, point noted he does have a big *** truck. <br />
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Hotrodd... it's always a surprise whenever you pop up! You just seem to come out of the wordwork at the most interesting times... thank you... I don't think I've ever had anyone give me that many capital letters before! :)

He's got a big *** truck

I think it looks just AWESOME the way it is...<br />

LOL!!! Thanks Rage... I'll really try not too! <br />
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Thanks Breezysunshine!!! You're such a doll! ::muahs::

very sexy! dont change a thing!

You look so hot in that sweety! *kisses*

You're truly wise Bleed. :) ::muahs::

I'm only thinking of your best interests ( . Y . )

Norcoguy!!!... is that from Norco in cali?

Firegod I would totally welcome a visit!!! :) You're brain might explode though from too much stimulus though! :p<br />
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Fine Bleed... beacuse of you... I will not use duct... I will go out and purchase this over priced T!t tape... grrr.. ::blows kiss at Bleed::

LMFAO but you'd be stuck if more than one girl needed a hand

And why they invented My hands. very good at holding boobs.

I would have to agree with toady on the duct tape on your tatas. That's why they invented *** tape

Gyps I really have to come visit. A pirate And Medieval Knight? You are all sorts of good time.

LOL!!! Dude... I'm in the SCA... which means I dress up in medieval armour and fight other people... usually men, in armour. When the cloth part of your jock or jill strap break... (which has totally happedened!) and you have no time to get another one because battle starts in like one minute, yeah... I've known planty of guys to duct tape that crap on...... it's really not as bad as you think... i don't know how your friend did that... but... that's very unfortunate.

Alright McToady... but if my dress falls down while trying to shake it on the dancefloor... I'm holding you accountable! LOL

ROTF!!! Thanks Buddha... That's quite the compliment! :)<br />
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Thanks for the confirmation Firegod. lol

And he " Jizzed in His Pants"

LOL!!! Thank you Normac! I don't hate em... I just wish they would... pop out less! lol

grade A crap thankyou! :)

I am not at all surprised that the camera is shaking. You look so damn hot and sexy that I would expect the camera to shake in any read blooded man's or womans hands.<br />
Your breasts are beautiful. Show them off and be proud :-)

LOL!!! thx for the words of encouragement womaninbliss!!! :p And to answer your question.. no, I totally do not just stand there... I like to get down with music on the dance floor! :)<br />
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I almost go you too!

well, for what it's worth gyps ... I don't think you stand a chance of keeping your boobs in that dress ... unless you plan on standing around with your arms down by your side all night ...which I don't imagine is going to happen for one minute ... looks great by the way ... how about some neon or illuminated pasties ... so when they do pop out you an shake them around by way of saying hello! **ducks from gyps trying to give me a slap** lol

Bleed... you are like... nature's skeptic... all I want to know is which one of the fates lost a bet, forever dooming you to a lifesize of big tiittedness.... lol. <br />
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firegod... i have no idea what you're talking about :p

Yup i'm not quite 5'2 and have a small waist though my boobs make me look fat, as I have to either buy bigger sized tops or burst out of them. I have a couple of photos that people would not believe were my natural boobs. The worst was when I was pregnant, they nearly choked me to death 36G's

lol @ bush up bra. Does it only have one cup?

34 E!!!??? So Bleed.... you're tiny AND huge tittied??? LOL That must terrible and awesome all at the same time! Great Scot how do they make puppies that big? Is that what I did wrong??? $hit! :: kicks rocks :: <br />
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Plunge bras are the devil... I know a man invented that on purpose.I find a low cupped push up bra can acheive the same effect though, check it out. :)

You can't loose weight off your boobs unless you don't want to! I know what you mean about sizes i'm a 34E and the sexy ones only usually go up to a D. Plus the plunge bras....well you just can't lean over in them, ever! lol

lol, they really don't do they Bleed. Seriously... I've been working out like mad and I seem to be losing weight every where except my chest! They are bothersome and one of the most frusterating things... try walking into a Fredericks of Hollywood and see how many cute bras in 36 DD's you can find! I HATE it!!!! <br />
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But thanks guys, LOL!!! :)<br />
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Sorry for laggin guys I'm workin'!

Not trying to be a ****, just don't like people spewing misinformation especially in regards to drugs. that's how people get killed.

pfft men have no idea what a responsibility having breast are

I think it fits perfect!

LOL!!! Yes MrSadist, it kinda does... maybe not after I've drunk enough, but until then.. I'd like to maintain a sense of modesty. lol<br />
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Bleed: I totally can't wait. We'll own the clubs :)<br />
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Leporid, if you only knew the fu(ked up paths that these shoes have walked.

Oh gyps I wanna party with you too!! *has corsets and new rocks at the ready*

Thank you IamMorbid! I do now! I've had huge self esteem issues that I'm now finally starting to get over. I'm not sure if I can have it altered... I wouldn't want to take a risk on messing up the original corset piece. <br />
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Thanks again! :: tips hat ::

MrSadist!!! ROTF!!!!! :: pounds fist on desk:: <br />
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I can't remember when I've laughed so hard at a horribly planned idea! why..... it's brillian!!! Bloody brilliant!!!

ROTF!!! I love it MrSadist!!! :) MMMUUAAAAHHHS! <br />
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What do you say Punk... want me to turn ourselves into a couple of badass comic book heros? I'm a tattoo artist so I can draw!! lol

lol... an unstoppable duo if I ever did see one. :: head nod :: I'm worried I would be a bad influence though....<br />
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EDC's coming! I have no one planned to go with then! :)

Why Punk!!! You make me swoon! :) And no one's gonna get lucky in nothing! He's just a good friend of mine! <br />
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too bad you couldn't be my date. I bet we'd have fun!

We do, I've just never boughten the $hit. lol, i suppose I will now!<br />
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And ofcourse I'm gonna take pictures! Even if I didn't want to it's physically impossible to detatch this awesome camera from my hand!! It's been stuck there for seven months now...

You're welcome. But I do expect to see pics afterwards lol<br />
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And ouch! duct tape.......No proper *** tape. Surely you get that over there?

Oh that's a good idea Bleed!!! I love it! :) I'll have to make a day of shopping for bras lol<br />
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And thank the gods for duct tape...<br />
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Thank you Leporid! lol, However, the last thing I want to do have my breasts pop out while being introduced to someone... no matter how drunk we are... lol

If you don't want straps then try a strapless. I was thinking, make the bra obvious though in a kind of lady marmalade/rocky horror way. You could always just use *** tape just to keep them from making too much of an appearence ;)

Whyever would you want to change this? That is HOT! Makes me believe in God again.<br />
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God blessed you and you should show his blessing to the world.

Well $hit fire, thank you Bleed!!! :)<br />
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Altering a dress huh?... yeah.. I've totally been there! lol Now.. the bra... can I just use a strapless bra? Would that work?

Wow gyps, fricking hot! <br />
I can totally understand your dilema as i'm having to add more fabric to a new dress as my breasts just want to break free. The only thing I can think to suggest is to wear a bra underneath to tame those bad boys