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Things I Hate About Hockey

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1. My ex played hockey. He is an *******.

2. In my mind, hockey is for *****'s who consider themselved too good to play soccer.

3. I can't play hockey. I can't even hold that stick properly. I mean... why make it so hard?

4. Hockey matches are awfully boring. Nothing really happens and they never tackle each other. What's fun about that?

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Feeling crazy
Posted Sep 12th, 2009 at 1:36PM
Funny how little changes over the years. I noticed an entire England hockey team, all young women and they had a perculiar game going on... Short sticks, could not stand straight, miniskirts bent forwards, with a ball.
So Ball chassing miniskirts, bent over frontwards running to score??? Ummmm What have they DONe TO HOCKEY??? Well Bravo to the english, why would women submit to this ridicule???

My French versus English Moment, In Toronto on Bloor Street september, 12 2009

Posted Sep 12th, 2009 at 1:10PM
Here goes m funny story after yet another 911.

Scene, Toronto beautiful Saturday, film festival, charities, public book auctions musicians in the streets and the beat goes on.

I was seeking out a building location where I was to meet Alien loving SETI presentators, for the day after.

I stop near a Varsity Blue field, Near Bay and Bloor: 40 young women playing… So I stop and eat my lunch in this setting. Wow What to say… I was perplexed, I’m into dating but this behaviour made me feel… aww at least.

The girls (women maybe teen’s) had short sticks, less 4 feet. They had skirts mini skirts, and had to lean forwards to reach the ground where they would chase balls.

I know sounds so Inappropriate, I’m having lunch here… So young women chasing balls to score, in miniskirts bent over forwards…. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HOCKEY!

I was delighted until I imagined why women would submit to such behaviour /rules.
     
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