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I Hate It When I Get Toothpaste On My Shirt

I Got Toothpaste In My Eye

By: Pricey
Written on August 17th, 2008

I got toothpaste in my eye and my eyeball felt minty fresh.  I was expecting it to hurt, but I just felt a lovely fresh breeze on my eye.  I considered putting a little in the other eye... but then I realized that was crazy!!

By: Pricey
Age: 26-30 , Male
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    They fit like a glove. Well a shoe actually, but you know what I mean!

    Aug 19, 2008
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  • singer1960
    singer1960

    Get your nice little present that you ordered Pricey??? Do they fit...

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Honestly, I just leave a story unattended for a couple of hours and you two are having sex when I get back. I mean EVERY time! Sheesh!

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    OMG! You were WATCHING?!!!! Well, okay, just once more then!!!

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    Do you want your gizmo back now?

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    coming.... slipping.... must think of something dirty........ aaaccchhhh!!! I think my brain just exploded!



    Or was that just an ******?!!! It's so hard to tell with you, Sleepless!

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    In the end? Sex? Sex in the end?!!! Yikes!!! Sadly, I think you are right!!! LOL

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    what was this story about? I forget!

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Hello? Hello? Nobody there :(

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • singer1960
    singer1960

    Ding Dong....Hey Pricey someone sent you something...ANswer the door

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Blimey, so that's why you want to go huh?

    Aug 18, 2008
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    And the best man f*cks her before the wedding!!

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • orchid6
    orchid6

    "whorish red" WTF

    Have you know, that in China the bride wears red.

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • celerystalk3000
    celerystalk3000

    Swallowing?!!! Oh!!! Now that's too much even for you, Pricey!!! LOL

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Big heely ones... in whoreish red!

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Aww.. cheer up orchid! Think of shoes!

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • orchid6
    orchid6

    I am legend of the losers. ***sobbing** and petals wilting

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Lmao... you two are absolute legends!

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • orchid6
    orchid6

    ***tsk tsk*** Pricey. Spitting is rude. Swallowing well it's an aquired taste......toothpaste that is.

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Takes one to know one?

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    What? How dare you... I'm not denying it mind...

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    You're quite vocal for a corpse O6. I am impressed by the fact you swallow mind you...



    Try looking sleepless... just don't look too closely!

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • orchid6
    orchid6

    I actually died from swallowing toothpaste. Didn't know you were suppose to spit.

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Oh thanks a lot! You know that's why you like me. You never had toothpaste in your eye?

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    Do you mean dope as in stupid, or dope as in gangsta stylee?

    Aug 17, 2008
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  • Pricey
    Pricey

    I have one of those Sonicare toothbrushes... it just chucks the stuff everywhere! I may have been looking at the bristles moving at the time though... I guess I looked too closely :(

    Aug 17, 2008
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