A Breeder's Grateful Salute To The Childless...I hate it when my fellow parents grill and condescend to those who have opted not to have children. It makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER to me, because what's it to them? I'll tell you what it means to me. It means that my two daughters will grow up to have fewer humans to compete with for the limited resources on this planet! Whether you despise children and never want to even look at one, or you just don't want to raise any of your own, thank you for making the future a less crowded place. In return, I promise to teach my children discipline and respect so that they'll be compassionate caretakers of ALL their elders, not just the ones who might score them an inheritance.
Next time someone sticks their nose in your crotch and asks why you hate children, throw it back on them! Tell them you LOVE kids and don't want theirs to live with the horrible consequences of overpopulation. Even if it's BS, act like it's a HUGE sacrifice on your part to miss out on the experience for the sake of the entire species. If they persist, just ask them why they hate THEIR kids so much that they need to add YOURS to their fight for survival.
While I make no apologies for my decision to produce crotch-spawn, I'm sincerely grateful and respectful to all who have chosen to do otherwise. Thank you!