I Hate Living In Australia
Unfortunately, I was born in this country. My wife and I spend as much time overseas as possible, however, and we are both looking forward to the day when we can leave permanently and never come back. So many things to comment on.....
Australia is a Police State: Australian police (particularly VicPol) are nothing but a bunch of gutless tax collectors. Those from Victoria may remember the recent riots in Oakleigh when the police sat cowering in their cars and made not a SINGLE arrest while everything was getting smashed (the police apparently didn't want to "inflame" the situation!) Then, afterwards, the police went on Facebook and politely asked the rioters to "turn themselves in"! Anyone else remember the G20 riots in Melbourne a few years ago? Again, protesters were just smashing cars and everything else in sight while the cops did the same thing - cowered behind a barrier and then, afterwards, went on TV to ask them to turn themselves in. There's a famous photo that was taken on the day of a tu-tu wearing girl TAKING A COPS BATON OFF HIM!!!!!!!!!!! Recently, when an outlaw motorcycle gang rode through Victoria the police refused to book a single one of them even though some of them were doing 140km/h (in a 100km/h zone). THAT would have got MY license instantly revoked and my bike confiscated. There are many more examples locally where the cops refused to take ANY action at the time, even though people and property were in immediate danger. So what DO they do? Swagger around spending all their time hiding behind bushes dressed in camo' gear to catch drivers / riders doing 3km/h over the limit - hassle young kids for not wearing bicycle helmets - form special 'Muck-Up Day' Task forces to catch kids throwing eggs on their last day of school (I kid you not! - a "Task Force" for Christ's sake!). Again, I could go on. I lived in the USA for a number of years and I have nothing but respect for their LEO's (Law Enforcement Officers) but I have nothing but contempt for Australia's TC's (Tax Collectors). The only reason you need worry about the police here is if you are a soft target.
Australian's are Ignorant and Uneducated: A recent survey of Secondary School students across Australia found that over half of them were not even aware that Australia was a democracy and, even when told, most could not even describe what a democracy was. According to Monash University studies, 95% of Australian first-year university students don't know what a noun is and estimates are that there are up to 9 million adults in Australia who are "functionally illiterate" (out of a total population of 22 million). The thing is - it's not even so much that Australian's are so stupid and lazy, it's that they actually aspire to that state. You're seen as a 'hero' if you can 'bludge' of the government and, yes, the government actively encourages this. You can earn as much, if not more, money on welfare than actually working.
My God! Australia is Expensive!!: Everything from normal food stuffs through to real estate and services. $10 - $15 a kilo for bananas! $13 a kilo for tomatoes! A 4 star hotel in the centre of Paris costs more than a 3 star crap hole in Melbourne. A bog-standard 3 bedroom house in a rubbish area of Melbourne can set you back $800,000! The (average house price : average annual salary) ratio in Melbourne is now over 9, compared to the rest of the world where it is more typically 4 - 5. Melbourne, by the way, has just been declared to have the 7th highest cost of living in the world - it's actually 40% more expensive to live in Melbourne than New York! Mind you, if you received customer service that was 40% better than in new York (or elsewhere) it might be worth it but the usual level of "service" here involves being ignored until it becomes obvious you won't go away then receiving a surly "you roight?".
The Violence is Out of Control: There are an average of 20 stabbings each weekend in Melbourne (note - weekend, not week). Many people will not dare to take public transport (particularly trains) after dark. The frightening thing in Australia is that most violence is random and vicious, driven by the desire to hurt someone (anyone) rather than as a result of muggings etc. For instance, last weekend, a man (an anti-knife crusader, ironically enough) was stabbed repeatedly in Melbourne AFTER he handed over his iPod and wallet.
I could go on and on and on. My wife and I have many friends who are either from overseas or who (like us) spend a great deal of time elsewhere. The standard joke amongst us begins "Only in Australia......" (.......can you kill someone and get an 18 month suspended sentence; ...... can you study a movie POSTER for your final year in literature at High School; ....is 'lifestyle choice' considered a sufficiently valid reason for you to continue to collect welfare; ..etc).
Australia is a Police State: Australian police (particularly VicPol) are nothing but a bunch of gutless tax collectors. Those from Victoria may remember the recent riots in Oakleigh when the police sat cowering in their cars and made not a SINGLE arrest while everything was getting smashed (the police apparently didn't want to "inflame" the situation!) Then, afterwards, the police went on Facebook and politely asked the rioters to "turn themselves in"! Anyone else remember the G20 riots in Melbourne a few years ago? Again, protesters were just smashing cars and everything else in sight while the cops did the same thing - cowered behind a barrier and then, afterwards, went on TV to ask them to turn themselves in. There's a famous photo that was taken on the day of a tu-tu wearing girl TAKING A COPS BATON OFF HIM!!!!!!!!!!! Recently, when an outlaw motorcycle gang rode through Victoria the police refused to book a single one of them even though some of them were doing 140km/h (in a 100km/h zone). THAT would have got MY license instantly revoked and my bike confiscated. There are many more examples locally where the cops refused to take ANY action at the time, even though people and property were in immediate danger. So what DO they do? Swagger around spending all their time hiding behind bushes dressed in camo' gear to catch drivers / riders doing 3km/h over the limit - hassle young kids for not wearing bicycle helmets - form special 'Muck-Up Day' Task forces to catch kids throwing eggs on their last day of school (I kid you not! - a "Task Force" for Christ's sake!). Again, I could go on. I lived in the USA for a number of years and I have nothing but respect for their LEO's (Law Enforcement Officers) but I have nothing but contempt for Australia's TC's (Tax Collectors). The only reason you need worry about the police here is if you are a soft target.
Australian's are Ignorant and Uneducated: A recent survey of Secondary School students across Australia found that over half of them were not even aware that Australia was a democracy and, even when told, most could not even describe what a democracy was. According to Monash University studies, 95% of Australian first-year university students don't know what a noun is and estimates are that there are up to 9 million adults in Australia who are "functionally illiterate" (out of a total population of 22 million). The thing is - it's not even so much that Australian's are so stupid and lazy, it's that they actually aspire to that state. You're seen as a 'hero' if you can 'bludge' of the government and, yes, the government actively encourages this. You can earn as much, if not more, money on welfare than actually working.
My God! Australia is Expensive!!: Everything from normal food stuffs through to real estate and services. $10 - $15 a kilo for bananas! $13 a kilo for tomatoes! A 4 star hotel in the centre of Paris costs more than a 3 star crap hole in Melbourne. A bog-standard 3 bedroom house in a rubbish area of Melbourne can set you back $800,000! The (average house price : average annual salary) ratio in Melbourne is now over 9, compared to the rest of the world where it is more typically 4 - 5. Melbourne, by the way, has just been declared to have the 7th highest cost of living in the world - it's actually 40% more expensive to live in Melbourne than New York! Mind you, if you received customer service that was 40% better than in new York (or elsewhere) it might be worth it but the usual level of "service" here involves being ignored until it becomes obvious you won't go away then receiving a surly "you roight?".
The Violence is Out of Control: There are an average of 20 stabbings each weekend in Melbourne (note - weekend, not week). Many people will not dare to take public transport (particularly trains) after dark. The frightening thing in Australia is that most violence is random and vicious, driven by the desire to hurt someone (anyone) rather than as a result of muggings etc. For instance, last weekend, a man (an anti-knife crusader, ironically enough) was stabbed repeatedly in Melbourne AFTER he handed over his iPod and wallet.
I could go on and on and on. My wife and I have many friends who are either from overseas or who (like us) spend a great deal of time elsewhere. The standard joke amongst us begins "Only in Australia......" (.......can you kill someone and get an 18 month suspended sentence; ...... can you study a movie POSTER for your final year in literature at High School; ....is 'lifestyle choice' considered a sufficiently valid reason for you to continue to collect welfare; ..etc).