Shut Up! Go Away! Leave Me Alone!

Have you ever wondered if there is something wrong with us?

Why we hate mornings, yet the rest of society can move about cheerfully as if they actually ENJOY waking up at the butt crack of dawn.

Well I think there is something wrong with them!

This is the list of things these weird *** morning people enjoy:

1.) Birds. Chirping. Tweeting. Like daggers to the ears.

2.) The sun. Bright. Hurting the eyes.

3.) They ENJOY traffic jams. They must live for that battle everyday!

4.) They enjoy each other. No really. They are like aliens on crack. Speaking in some foreign language to each other,with wide scary grins on their faces.

Ahh hell.. there is more that "morning people" must love to do.

I am just not wired no matter how much sleep I get to just wake up loving the mornings.

In fact. It is morning right now as I write this. Can you FEEL my excitement?

******* M O R N I N G S!


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twistedgemini twistedgemini
31-35, F
3 Responses Sep 14, 2012

I have no idea why that coment came up that many timess.

ALWAYS sorry but I had to yell!

oooh somebody was cranky