Marry Him? Please!
My boyfriend is such a drama queen....so much so that I will just call him drama. Drama has had stomach pains for about 2 weeks now. He's been to the ER and all they do is write him scripts and send him on his way. They don't do testing or anything (because he doesn't have insurance) they keep on writting scripts to get him out of there. Anyways. I call drama at my lunch break. This is how the conversation goes:
Me: Hey how's it going?
Drama: Fine I guess. My stomach hurts.
Me: Babe, I'm sorry. Do you want me to bring you any soup or medicine when I get home?
Drama: NO! I want you to find out about getting married so I can get some insurance and see a doctor! I feel like I'm slowly dying.
*note* I've been with him almost 5 years and it's ALWAYS something! AND was feeling just fine when I left for work.
Me: Was that your proposal???.....because that's just how I always have pictured it since I was a little girl! You're a jerk!! -click-
I mean....c'mon. I understand he's in pain. I've waited on him hand and foot everytime he gets sick, but WTF? Married.....are you f_u_c_k_i_n_g serious?? Yet another example of why I hate him.