I Hate My Child

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By: DenteAvvelenato

Written on July 8th, 2012

Oddly enough, I too Hate your child... You should do something about the brat before I do.

By: DenteAvvelenato

Age: 31-35 , Female

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JoeyPFoxx

Would it surprise anyone to learn that I have, on multiple occasions, scolded other children in front of their parents? These people were complete strangers to me... and I didn't give a ****.

If you don't scold your child, I will.

**** off if you don't like it. My child will have to share this godforsaken planet with your spawn.

But really. I'm a nice guy!

Jul 9, 2012
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- goliathtree
  jeebus...this is getting to be a bit uncanny.....stop being me....dammit.....
  
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- JoeyPFoxx
  I was me before you were me!
  
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- DenteAvvelenato
  I've done the same... It's tricky though because you never know how a parent will react. I usually start by approaching the wild Childs parent and saying something like "I don't want to embarass you but i dont know if you noticed your child is ___fill in blank___, I think they need your assistance to correct this"... If that doesn't work then I parent the wild child myself.
  
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- JoeyPFoxx
  I don't mind embarrassing another parent. People need to be held accountable.
  
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Ummm okay... I say what I do so the parent doesn't get hostile or defensive, because I don't think my message will be received if it's seen as an attack. My desire is to have the child behave not attack the parents
  
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- JoeyPFoxx
  My wife says I'm a bit of a hot-head...
  
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ShakespeareSonnet116

For goodness sake Dente!

*laughs*

Such wickedness! :)

Jul 9, 2012
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BrainiumCranium

ROTFLMAOATAHGIATMKAON.

('and thinking how grateful i am that my kids are older now')

Jul 8, 2012
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LG76

lol....can't stop laughing...love the humor! :D

Jul 8, 2012
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Lilcuppa

lol oh man. this is hilarious.

Jul 8, 2012
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CrazyWaterSpring

No fair! That little girl taped to a chair isn't watching a preacher on TV.

Jul 8, 2012
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peza

Cheese grater slide......ouch !

Jul 8, 2012
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CrazyWaterSpring

Hey! That kid with the cigarette and beer looks like me at his age. My parents would have done that with Lucky Strikes or Pall Mall cigs.

Jul 8, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Pabst? Or Miller Light?
  
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- CrazyWaterSpring
  Pabst or Schlitz. I'm an old fart. They didn't have light beer back then.
  
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- goliathtree
  lmao....I love the new Schlitz....with the old formula...tasts just like I remember when I was swiping it from my Dad's supply at the top of the cellar stairs.
  
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LelainaTroy

you are terrible ....lol

Jul 8, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  It's the kids fault
  
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EdieQuinnz

LOL Guwd gawd Dente - where do you get these pics from?

Jul 8, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Blame Al Gore I finds them on his interwebs
  
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- EdieQuinnz
  i dont know if i wanna blame him or hug him.
  
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goliathtree

See.....kids today are just not very creative.....we never used to light aerosol sprays on fire...it was always our farts.

Jul 8, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Lmao
  
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Verenze

I'm already hitting my child every day when he wakes up and before he goes sleeping but it just doesn't help at all. I probably have to hit harder.

Jul 8, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Glad you get the joke....some of these parents scare me.
  
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- Verenze
  Probably not as much as they scare their own chidlren.
  
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- DenteAvvelenato
  True
  
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