I Chopped It Off
me and my ex where together for so long, i mean the sex was great and the ******* was amazing. But then he dumped me and man my heart broke, so i asked him out for one last drink, things got hot and i took him back to mine, we went to the bedroom where we'd once made cd's. It was once he'd fallen asleep i chopped his bellend off with some wire cutters, he woke up screaming and i called him an ambulance, he unfortunately survived and was fine, he didn't prosecute against me and i am thankful for that, however... I ******* HATE THE BASTARD, HELL I SHOULD OF FINSIHED HIM OFF.
P.S I FRIED HIS BELLEND AND ATE IT XD