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I Chopped It Off

me and my ex where together for so long, i mean the sex was great and the ******* was amazing. But then he dumped me and man my heart broke, so i asked him out for one last drink, things got hot and i took him back to mine, we went to the bedroom where we'd once made cd's. It was once he'd fallen asleep i chopped his bellend off with some wire cutters, he woke up screaming and i called him an ambulance, he unfortunately survived and was fine, he didn't prosecute against me and i am thankful for that, however... I ******* HATE THE BASTARD, HELL I SHOULD OF FINSIHED HIM OFF.

 

P.S I FRIED HIS BELLEND AND ATE IT XD

itshisthoughtidied itshisthoughtidied 22-25, F 6 Responses Nov 3, 2009

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awesum !

You got guts girl! I could never do something like that!

hahaha! Oh my god! Girl you are a goddess and all of man kind should know your story :L.... I wish i could do that to my ex... but he lives ages away from me so yeah... unable to... but oh lord i swear reading ths made my day :L

>_< HOLY CRAPPOLA!

aha ;D well jokes xD

lol that is so gross and crazy and funny at the same time

Funny?