My Friends Are Twisted Douchebags.

I hate my friends because they are shallow and aren't true friends. They have favorites among each other in the group and since it's overwhelmingly just guys they form their own little sects and treat the girls like objects. They are mean people who do pointless things like talk very lovingly to people they aren't interested in and don't even care about for some weird sick pleasure. They hate it when people talk about their problems but it's like...isn't that when you need a friend the most?