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I Hate My Roommate

Can't Stand

By: taurasiwade
Written on January 24th, 2012
Shut up, Shut up, shut up, shut up is all I want to yell. She talks so much. she talks to herself, and in her sleep. She walks around like the room is her house in here bra and panties (gross). Her snoring can be heard way down the hallway. On top of that she's a real ****. Giving out free BJ to every boy she meet. I got hardly any space in the room for my stuff cause all her nonsense junk. She look like she bout 30 insted of 19. I don't want to see her size 24 self walking round in her undies. Effin nasty. Thinking she cute. I feel bad for her next roommate. Fat ****, weirdo, lazy ***.

Thank You for letting my vent :)
By: taurasiwade
Age: 18-21 , Female
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    StormRyder
    StormRyder

    Lmao, too funny. Really am smiling here! :-)

    May 20
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    ray1961
    ray1961

    Gawd, sounds like my sister n law. She thinks she all that and a bag of chips.
    To many bags of chips. at about 3 bills, even a horn dog like me thinks she is nasty.

    Feb 8
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    foldedunfolding
    foldedunfolding

    omg i used to work with a girl that talked sooo much and she would literally repeat herself like 10x in the conversation she was having {with herself bc i could care less}!! me and my bf at the time had a code...we called her talking-audrey, or T&A. she was SUCH a ***** too!! omg. i feel for ya even having that girl in your MEMORY

    Jan 23
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    tempestcd
    tempestcd

    how do you really feel??

    Dec 26, 2012
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      taurasiwade
      taurasiwade

      Better now that she's no longer my roommate

      Dec 26, 2012
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      tempestcd
      tempestcd

      excellent!

      Dec 26, 2012
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    weewass
    weewass

    Better to get it out ,try getting a move.

    Oct 28, 2012
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    Haphazard
    Haphazard

    Too funny! What a situation.

    You need to pray before you go to bed:
    God, please give me the strength to hold the pillow over her face till she stops kicking.
    God, please guide me on where to dump the body.
    God, please let haphazard move in with me.... ;-)
    Amen!

    Oct 14, 2012
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    ezjo
    ezjo

    take a lot of pic when she is sleeping and post up here .... that would be funny

    Sep 16, 2012
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    MiriamsWords
    MiriamsWords

    i bet if she would look good you won't be mind if she acts like a **** :)but whatever

    Aug 23, 2012
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    Takumii
    Takumii

    your mom ?

    Jul 18, 2012
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      Dan193
      Dan193

      hahahahah xD

      Jan 9
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    ob1kenobe
    ob1kenobe

    I think I'd like her :)

    Jul 17, 2012
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    Bear1956
    Bear1956

    Reminds me of my ex wife.

    Jul 3, 2012
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      Iam4nightowl
      Iam4nightowl

      Damn there it is! People don't realize yet, but "reminds me of my ex-wife" is the new "that's what she said".

      Nov 22, 2012
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    PoetryMaid
    PoetryMaid

    is she white trash ?

    Jun 10, 2012
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      taurasiwade
      taurasiwade

      Haha no she's black

      Jun 10, 2012
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    charles849
    charles849

    LOL still better than my situation

    May 29, 2012
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    EbonyAndIvoryy
    EbonyAndIvoryy

    Urrgghh!!



    You poor soul..

    May 5, 2012
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    AwesomeAngel
    AwesomeAngel

    I am crying laughing. lololol dont u mean 47

    Mar 18, 2012
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      taurasiwade
      taurasiwade

      LOL maybe 57 or 60

      Mar 18, 2012
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      AwesomeAngel
      AwesomeAngel

      hahahahahahahahahahah:)

      Mar 18, 2012
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    GreenSkye84
    GreenSkye84

    Dang! Sounds like it's time to change the locks!

    Mar 12, 2012
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      taurasiwade
      taurasiwade

      I wish I could.

      Mar 12, 2012
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    WakgUp
    WakgUp

    I had to live with my ex for a while and I am surprised that we didnt kill each other. That was the worst. I feel for ya.

    Mar 4, 2012
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      taurasiwade
      taurasiwade

      Yeah lucky she's just my roommate and this semester is almost over so I won't have to see or hear her anymore.

      Mar 4, 2012
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    MissPessimist
    MissPessimist

    Sometimes we just need to vent about the nasty muffins in our lives!!

    Feb 21, 2012
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    taurasiwade
    taurasiwade

    Yeah I had to let out my frustration.

    Feb 14, 2012
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    Ttreehugger
    Ttreehugger

    beautifully done, kind of reminds me of my annoying roommate :)

    Feb 13, 2012
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