I Hate My Wife
When I met my wife I was the last single person in a group of about 20 friends. That year my best friend hung himself and that is when I became an introvert, no longer going out after work to play hockey, volleyball or any other activities. I turned to AOL in a time of weakness and my wife seemed like such an Angel... WRONG! I am from Massachusetts and she is from Miami. I told her when we met that I NEVER wanted to leave New England.... four years later I have moved from the Tampa, FL area, amazingly I am still married to her. She is two years older...looking older by the day....she ******* about what she DOESN'T have....instead of being happy with a 1,800 sq ft house...a new mini-van w/a CD player (etc)... I see all of these guys in their early 40's with the second...younger....gratefull wife and I say to myself....when is it my turn??? I can't wait for that day! We are talking divorce now but I hear from friends that I have all kinds of broke to look forward to. She is such a bad driver I am just praying she drives off one of the hilly roads here in NC one of these days and that will spare me and my two boys. She claims to have ADD but her IQ seems to be the problem...I mean 4 + 4 is a brain teaser to her. Now I catch her on a Dr. Phil web site looking to sign us up...I told her to F Off! Well it was fun to get some of thiss off my chest... now if I could only get her in the ring with Ali's daughter!