I Have Now Found Out Why Some Guys Never Get Married!It was a story right out of one of those stupid fairytale books. I met her my senior year in college, we got married a year and a half later. If I knew Doc Brown, I would go back into the past and punch myself in the sack right before I kneeled down to give her that ring. 8 years of marriage later, she wants a divorce for...... wait for it.......... no, not because I cheated on her (never did), not because I beat her (never laid a hand on her), and not because I'm addicted to anything (nope)! SHE IS JUST NOT HAPPY.
Not happy? Try being married to you for as long as I have. I should get a medal!
Now she is going around acting like she is 18 again. Yes I am still living with her because she won't leave my house! Waiting for her divorce to get through, then I don't have to listen to Lady Gaga, LMFAO, other crappy bands, hear her bitching, or deal with any of this crap. One thing I have learned, women can be crazy, you will see me post-divorce living in peaceful and wonderful solitude for the rest of my life. That is right, I am 32 and I will be living the rest of my life woman free.