Movie Going, Proceed With Caution!

I live in a place where it would definitely be considered "the ghetto". Going to the movies here is like paying to hear commentary on a persons every day life through a mouthful of popcorn. Every cliche in the book happens during a movie. There's a person talking to their neighbor, texting, on the phone "whispering", children trying to get away from their parents or worst of all yelling at each other because the other person is being too loud. Movie watching can be "dangerous" here, actual fist fights/gun fights have occurred. If you want to go to the theater here your best bet is to drive to the next city over because it is IMPOSSIBLE to watch a movie here in peace.