My Favorite Politically Correct TermsFresh start-A nice way of saying throw away your identity.
Good Citizen-Government sheeple
College Professor-Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
CEO-Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Natural Family Planning-Birth Control without knives or drugs.
Acceptance-Submissive Personality Disorder
Islam-A ripoff from Christianity and Judaism
Etiquette-Rules to artificially help you feel superior to others
Job Opportunity-Corporate control with an extra dollar
Marriage-permission to have sex
Last Rites-free pass into heaven
Jehovahs Witness-Religion Salesmen
Born Again Christian-Fire Insurance.
American Dream-Cultural indoctrination
Telemarketing-Sale of junk no one wants
Just cause we care-an excuse for being controlling
The Rules are in place for a reason-Because Im in charge I am always right
The Patriot Act-Legalized Eavesdropping
Lifes not Fair-Im too lazy to help fix the ills or society or show any decency
Nursing Home-Roadblock between a quick and painless death
Traditional Values-an attempt to moralize biggotry, authoritarianism, and blind obedience
Moral Depravity-An excuse to control people
With all due respect-an introduction to an insult