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he worst is the little ones.
You're at a baseball game, an outdoor fair or festival, or any number of other places... and the little one says "Mommy, I have to go"
Christ, right now? Please no. Can't you hold it? Well, the answer is no, as most children under the age of 5 are fairly incontinent, and always wait till the last second. -- Oh God. Here we go.
"Don't touch ANYthing!" Does this stop her? No. She's 4, she doesn't know how to not touch EVERYthing. Gross.
The poor thing has a tiny little bottom! She has to suspend herself over the hole by holding on to the seat with both hands. I could hold her up... but honestly, she's not going to not grab it anyways. So, while I'm doing my best to keep her pants from brushing the floor, trying to suspend her over the hole, and trying not to gag... Now... she's gotta get some TP and clean herself up... So... what does she do? She hops off the seat. BUT, her feet don't reach the floor, so it's more like a slide, off the seat. A quick wipe, and we're finally able to escape the hot, stinky, disgusting hell chamber. Is there a way to disinfect an entire child all at once?
Oh. It's horrible.
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  | Posted Oct 13th, 2008 at 12:50PM ahh I can't standem either.   |
 | Posted Oct 24th, 2008 at 2:26PM Me too. Avoid them like the plague. Just ... disgusting. |
 | Posted Nov 13th, 2008 at 3:44AM At least your child finally sees the light! Gross. Haha. |
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