I'd Rather Have Nothing! Or Pink Lillies ;)

I think red roses are SOOOO boring...to the point of being almost offensive! Flowers speak a kind of language and red roses from a guy say "hey! I have no imagination and I couldn't be bothered to stop and think about what makes you unique or what you might like best, so I just bought the first thing I could grab so I can try to get in your pants ASAP." I know it's bitchy and ungrateful sounding but that's just how I feel.