Here's An Example Of What's Wrong With These People.

******* college know it all hippies really suck. Now I am a progressive my self in a lot of ways but there's a mentality with this crowd that's not about finding the truth but trying to make something true because you want it to be, often to justify your own pathetic behavior or force your beliefs on others.

Any thing goes with these people and they will even create words to describe what they think aught to be. We've all heard "vegan" of course and we've all experienced the self righteous bull **** from a lot of them up to and including terrorist acts.

So here’s a hypothetical story of a new cutting edge movement at UC Berkley where you decide for your self what’s right and no one else gets to but you!
       Once upone a time: A bunch of college know it all hippies were sitting around taking bong hits and talking about what was what when one of them had to go to the bathroom, being stoned and lazy the hippy know it all just right then and there dumped in his pants. A couple of other hippies didn’t like the smell after a while and complained. But the rest of them came to his rescue pronto! Your thefting the bodily integrity of another human being man, how can you do that? Shame on you! Shame! In their  religious like zeal several other  hippies also dumped in their pants. It was then that the “fecan” movement was formed. Why should you walk to the bathroom? It’s  unnatural, animals can teach us so much, just do it right where you are!  Fecanism spread across Berkley and out onto the web, fecan web sites sprung up over night. It began to catch on with college know it all hippies and a couple of colleges experienced a push for “fecan studies” programs on campus complete with very smelly protesters who hadn’t used a bathroom in  some time, others just dropped a potato down the seat of their pants to look the part. Then there were the peeins who only did number 1 but they didn’t smell much better and complained about rash quite a bit. Before you know state legislatures started seeing groups of fecans show up to fight for their right not to be kicked out of bars and restaurants by bigots who were not “fecan positive”. A bunch of them paid for a bill board ad with a big picture of  Jesus saying “Jesus was a fecan , follow him”
Before you knew it they were on the tabloid shows with the audience being handed barf bags as well as the host. Yes the fecan movement was in full swing and in citys all over California porcelain toilets were being smashed as a way to get back at the oppressors who forced that “life style choice” on good decent fecans.


Nuts? You bet it is and it’s not far off from some of the crap (pardon the pun) that’s being foisted off on the public as you read this.