No Vacancy For Squirrels

I used to love squirrels. You should have seen me. I watched them from my porch, marveled at their acrobatic skills. Even tried to leave nuts for them in my front yard ( of which they snubbed their noses at, ungrateful bastards).  Hell, i've almost run off the road countless times trying to avoid driving over them.  After all that, you still have the nerve to rip a hole in my roof! Are u going to pay for that?  I didn't think so! I'm paranoid now that you're going to invite one of your rat friends over a tear another hole in my home.  If i catch you in my yard again, it's on!!! Go live in the vacant house down the street!!
shamirakhan shamirakhan
26-30, F
Aug 6, 2010