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I Hate Stairs

Or Rather Stairs Hate Me!

By: RobertaSunset
Written on November 3rd, 2007
I always seem to trip up on them or miss my footing. Once I went on this date with a bloke to the cinema tripped up and slid down the stairs on my belly I had a huge carpet burn on my stomach and then when I stood up my trousers were open. Needless to say, he didn't ring me again. I am convinced that my ultimate 'down - fall' will involve some stairs.
By: RobertaSunset
Age: 31-35 , Female
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  • RobertaSunset
    RobertaSunset

    I actually had another stair incident the other week, I slipped at home and went down on my bum, had a lovely bruise for a while, I think I am just doomed. Down with Evil stairs!!!

    Jun 18, 2009
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  • TopazSkye
    TopazSkye

    Stairs are evil LOL :P

    Jun 17, 2009
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  • RobertaSunset
    RobertaSunset

    And here's me thinking I was alone with this. I do the rail thing too. Thanks for your comment.

    Nov 3, 2007
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  • Freshla
    Freshla

    LMAO he he im so sorry but that mad me howl....and i feel that as a kindred spirit im allowed to laugh.

    I hold onto the rail like my life depends on it, then i think about all the hands that have gripped that rail and wonder if its ever washed eeewww. Yes i definately hate stairs and escalators aint much better!

    Nov 3, 2007
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