Or Rather Stairs Hate Me!
I always seem to trip up on them or miss my footing. Once I went on this date with a bloke to the cinema tripped up and slid down the stairs on my belly I had a huge carpet burn on my stomach and then when I stood up my trousers were open. Needless to say, he didn't ring me again. I am convinced that my ultimate 'down - fall' will involve some stairs.