I Hate Sunburns
Ok I'll set the scene... It's a cool morning, around 40 degrees, before going to work I click on the news... It says it could be up to 93 degrees today! My first thought is... Omg I wish I could go swimming! Keeping in mind where I live 80 degrees is a super hot day! Anyways I than think... Hmm I'm going to be outside all day, I should work on my tan a little... So I grab some shorts (my shortest pair, which are pretty short ones too because they are too small for me... But hey I want as little amount of tan lines possible.. The other guys musta been laughing their ***** off when I showed up!) anyways than I grabbed a white tshirt and headed in... After about an hour, it's up to like 76, and I'm soo smart... I decided damn its getting a little warm lets take my shirt off too!
This point the other guys where mumbling and ******** down some too, suddenly I was the smart one and everyone else was roasting their ***** off! What would have been smart though was to bring some freakin sunscreen! As 4:30 rolls around I'm feeling a little burnt on my shoulders, I'm a little surprised because I usually don't wear a shirt anyways,so my shoulders are the darkest part of me, but I'm in a hurry to get home, and get a dominos pizza my dad ordered (yuck so burnt, never going there again, no offense to those that like Dominos! It's probably just our little bad one in town that tastes this way!)
I got home, ate, than watched tv for about an hour, got up to do something and I realized... DAMN who poured gasoline all over my body!!! I go over to a full length mirror and I'm like o no, this don't look good, dark red from head to toe... Just my little white *** cheeks where spared! Sitting here right now, I can litterly feel the heat radiating off my body!
This point the other guys where mumbling and ******** down some too, suddenly I was the smart one and everyone else was roasting their ***** off! What would have been smart though was to bring some freakin sunscreen! As 4:30 rolls around I'm feeling a little burnt on my shoulders, I'm a little surprised because I usually don't wear a shirt anyways,so my shoulders are the darkest part of me, but I'm in a hurry to get home, and get a dominos pizza my dad ordered (yuck so burnt, never going there again, no offense to those that like Dominos! It's probably just our little bad one in town that tastes this way!)
I got home, ate, than watched tv for about an hour, got up to do something and I realized... DAMN who poured gasoline all over my body!!! I go over to a full length mirror and I'm like o no, this don't look good, dark red from head to toe... Just my little white *** cheeks where spared! Sitting here right now, I can litterly feel the heat radiating off my body!
By:
bommer537
Age:
18-21
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Male
