Why You Should Move To Texas

If you are small minded, scarily republican and hate everyone who is not a Texan, move here.

If you have decided that all you want to eat is Mexican food, pintos beans or brisket, move here.

If you love a landscape consisting of Mars like features such as red earth, dry streams and incredible heat, then move here

If you believe that being in Christian means that you go to church on Sundays and then despise your African-American brothers and sisters, then move here.

If you want your children to grow up thinking that ignorance is enlightenment, hatred is normal, culture is anti-american, music is all sung by folks with twang and bright shiny suits,then move here.

jarodnaaron jarodnaaron
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Dec 4, 2012