Don't Tell Me I Haven't Read The Series.

I'm not sure how I'm managing to do this, but I'm almost finished with "Eclipse." There are two reasons why I'm reading these God-awful books: 1.)To be able to tell these Twi-tards that yes, I have read the series, and no, I don't like the series, and 2.) I bought all four books with perfectly good birthday money which I should have spent on something more intellectually stimulating.