I Can't Find My Keys Either.
Or my wallet, handkerchief, money and all the other stuff that I normally put in my pocket. My problem is I get nude as soon as I get home, and have been known to put all or some of these essential item in several different places. However, I have learned from past frustrations. My keys and wallet are in my jacket which is on a hook in the hallway. My handkerchief is under my pillow. My other stuff is on the table. Easy. Now all I have to do is remember where all my furniture is. (Just Kidding!)