I Can't Find My Keys Either.

Or my wallet, handkerchief, money and all the other stuff that I normally put in my pocket.  My problem is I get nude as soon as I get home, and have been known to put all or some of these essential item in several different places.  However, I have learned from past frustrations.  My keys and wallet are in my jacket which is on a hook in the hallway.  My handkerchief is under my pillow.  My other stuff is on the table.  Easy.  Now all I have to do is remember where all my furniture is. (Just Kidding!)