I Hate to Wear Clothes
Its so nice to run around w/o clothes. Like when I go to the bathroom I don't have to unzip ... when I take a shower I don't have to get undressed and I don't have to find new clothes to put on ... and on and on,
On the down side ... the neighbors don't understand ( my GF does ) and I can't find my pockets ... when I try to put loose change in my body ... it just falls to the floor ... The Police don't understand ...
Buts all so natural