Murder Will Out

My old pal Geoffrey Chaucer once observed "Murder will out," referring to the superstition that a corpse will freshly bleed if the murderer approaches.  I dunno if there's any truth to that, but I recall another friend named Jeff telling me of a traffic stop one of his Chicago cop friends made for a burnt out brake light.  The driver blurted out "I don't know nuthin' 'bout that body in the trunk, Officer!"

Maybe my pal was kidding, or just repeating a joke.  But I believe it happens.  We feel a compulsion to tell the truth even as we lie.  Stuff betrays us.

I get a number of friend requests from young men.  I am quite leery of this.  Those in the 18-21 or 22-25 get an extra dose of scrutiny from yours truly.  Twice, I've learned that such young men are underage.  The first time was a 17 year old.  He accepted my chastisement with good humour, and was heartened by the notion that I would befriend him after his birthday this October.  In truth, I'm a little uncomfortable with exposing a person that young to my depravity, but I also hate the notion of rejecting someone based on his age.  After all, he'll be registering for selective service.  He might as well reap the benefits of his maturity too.  A little sex chat with Milky is not going to do him any harm.

The second boy rattled me, though.  He is WAY too young.  When I looked at his profile, assessing his request, I saw that he'd asked a question.   I have to laugh at his honesty.  He's not very adept at shielding his age.  For the record, I flagged his profile, noting his reply to me.  I don't mean to be a party pooper, but middle schoolers should not be pals with Milky and her ilk.  My alter ego enjoys hanging out with young people, speaking age appropriately.

Im in the 8th grade to,any advice u give to the guy below please give to me.

Asked By: KC1999basketballexpert 16 hours ago, 2 days left to answer.


  1. Posted by milkynips May 17th, 2012 at 1:21AM

    Darling, if you are in the 8th grade, you are not 18. You need to fix your profile.


  2. Reply by KC1999basketballexpert May 17th, 2012 at 10:46AM

    you cant even read a basic story if your under 18 on here. lol,i tell everyone im under 18 when i meet them on here though


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