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I Hate You

But Especially You.

By: biancaknowsnothing
Written on January 16th, 2013
i hate her.
i hate him.
i hate them.
i hate it.
i hate poetry.
i hate onions.
i hate pills.
i hate loud stuff.
i hate cold showers in the winter.
i hate hot showers in the summer.
i hate cats.
i hate coffee.
i hate sharing my room.
i hate oatmeal.
i hate frogs.
i hate feet.
i hate watercolors.
i hate small penises.
i hate hairy crotches.
i hate sunglasses.
i hate blonde hair.
i hate lotion.
i hate white bread.
i hate stupid people.
i hate the sun.
i hate airports.
i hate movie theaters.
i hate split ends.
i hate tramp stamps.
i hate goatees.
i hate small dogs.
i hate unorganized spaces.
i hate public restrooms.
i hate slow internet connections.
i hate animal print things.
i hate leather jackets.
i hate spoons.
i hate being ignored.
i hate drunks.
i hate gold.
i hate this town.
i hate lots more stuff.

By: biancaknowsnothing
Age: 22-25 , Female
343 people have read this story

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36 responses
  • gamermikelds
    gamermikelds

    Do you hate Ayn Rand, or elevators, or lawyers, or cops, or small towns, or planes, or trains, or subways?

    Mar 30
    2 likes
  • flavorshot
    flavorshot

    i hate long lists.

    Mar 22
    2 likes
  • SimonLaStrange
    SimonLaStrange

    That is great seams like a small list, though I would like to inform you that this can be classified as poetry. You must also hate cereal and soup since you hate spoons. I believe small dogs get a bum rap from everybody, besides they chase off frogs, cats and it, plus they don't **** the quantity of big dogs. The band Split Enz does suck, damn New Zealanders, so don't listen to sometimesjennifer which leads to my insistence that you list all people whose names start with the letter J, just think of people you know named Jeff, Jerry, Jim, James, Jenny, jill, jack, and joe you will agree. You should also hate intrusive people with no right to try and amend your hates.

    Mar 22
    2 likes
  • 1NewWorldToronto
    1NewWorldToronto

    :( I am not so bad...until you get to know me.

    Mar 13
    2 likes
  • JenniferSometimes
    JenniferSometimes

    Mmm, oatmeal and coffee.
    You hate split ends? What about Split Enz, the 1970s/80s band?

    Mar 5
    2 likes
  • cinnabarpeach1
    cinnabarpeach1

    the feeling is "mucho", darling!

    Jan 17
    1 like
  • torgo70
    torgo70

    "i hate poetry."

    YESSSS! I knew there was a reason you rocked!

    Jan 17
    1 like
  • Peterwasted
    Peterwasted

    What's wrong with poetry? Surely a typo... You hate poverty! - cos you are actually a caring person who just wants to see more love in the world...

    Jan 17
    2 likes
    • biancaknowsnothing
      biancaknowsnothing

      it's melodramatic crap.

      Jan 17
      2 likes
    • Peterwasted
      Peterwasted

      Not all of it. Really, if you genuinely don't like poetry you are missing out. Some is truly profound. You seem to have a good grasp of language - otherwise, I'd not bother!

      Jan 17
      1 like
  • NigelDoes
    NigelDoes

    I was about to block you, had sweater vests been on that list. I hate a surprising number of those same things. Who knew? All in all, a very uplifting list of hates.

    Jan 17
    2 likes
  • 151rby
    151rby

    I also hate onions, loud stuff, and sharing my room! High five!

    Jan 17
    2 likes
  • CPTrilling
    CPTrilling

    All very reasonable... not that I wouldn't like to change your mind about feet, white bread, and THE SUN, :)) but, nothing that could be misconstrued as symptoms of a mental disorder. And thanks for taking a stand on public restrooms. They are the bane of humanity.

    Jan 17
    3 likes
  • Yosegh
    Yosegh

    It's ok. I still love you.

    Jan 17
    2 likes
  • irene104
    irene104

    eat pray love

    Jan 17
    1 like
  • Unquestioned
    Unquestioned

    Damn it, you hate me don't you? :(

    Jan 17
    2 likes
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  • badness911
    badness911

    how about trying to write things that you love??

    Jan 16
    2 likes
  • FreakDash
    FreakDash

    Why do you hate frogs??

    Jan 16
    1 like
  • LukeS80
    LukeS80

    Yeah... hate is so very attractive

    Jan 16
    1 like
    • biancaknowsnothing
      biancaknowsnothing

      good thing i don't give a **** about attracting anyone.

      Jan 16
      1 like