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I Have a Big Fat Belly

Oops

By: obeseliz
Written on January 31st, 2013
I am getting so fat that I broke the toilet seat oops. big belly here about to go eat more. 294 and rising
By: obeseliz
Age: 26-30 , Female
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13 responses
  • Draconis32
    Draconis32

    Ohh.. thats kind of amazing, hehe, nom nom nom ;)

    Apr 5
    1 like
  • mgd438
    mgd438

    You sound happy with yourself. thats all that matters :)

    Feb 1
    3 likes
  • Notfatenough
    Notfatenough

    How did you break it?

    Feb 1
    2 likes
    • obeseliz
      obeseliz

      Sat on it.

      Feb 1
      1 like
    • publius503
      publius503

      Is there any other way of using a toilet seat, anyway? :)

      Feb 1
      1 like
    • Notfatenough
      Notfatenough

      No. But you can sit on it and it breaks, or you could sit on the lid and it breaks, or you could sit on, wiggle and snap the fasteners.

      Feb 1
      1 like
    • obeseliz
      obeseliz

      I pulled up the top, sat on it, and the porcelian seat cracked Am I officially fat?

      Feb 2
      1 like
    • publius503
      publius503

      Yes, you are. And I am not going to let you anywhere near *my* toilet seat! :)

      Feb 2
      1 like
    • Notfatenough
      Notfatenough

      Yes! And it's quite wonderful! :)

      Feb 2
      1 like
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  • publius503
    publius503

    Yeah, they don't really make toilet seats for real persons anymore... :)

    Jan 31
    2 likes