My Birthday Is Today And I Hope I Get This For A Present

Today for my birthday all I want to do is orally pleasure my wife and explore her whole body. She never lets me do this. I guess it has something to do about the way she was brought up and it being something that you just don't do. I have dropped hints about what I want and have even came right out and told her. She says "well you need to get me pretty drunk to do that". The problem is, is that she doesn't drink so I don't think it will ever happen. I have come to the realization that my wife just doesn't like sex or being sensually pleasured. I have tried everything from candles, massages, doing the housework and watching the kids all day. I am out of ideas.

All I want to do for my birthday is sensually and erotically pleasure a woman till she has multiple *******. Am I asking to much? I am about to go insane from craving it all the time. What should a person do in this situation? I am not a grammar scholar so forgive me on my bad grammar and sentence structure.

swohioman swohioman
31-35, M
2 Responses Feb 24, 2010

there's always next year my dear! ;)

Well It didn't happen. Now what?