The RatNO, my brother isn't the rat! This is the story of a rat interrupting MY bathroom renovations. Little brother is supposed to paint and lay tile in my bathroom today. He called this morning to say he HOPED to get it done by noon, but first had to go "take care of a rat problem". I made the mistake of asking him to explain. Apparently he watched a rat go up into his trailer wall. He sighs dramatically. " But man I effed up. I shoulda shot it with the .22, (to stop the rat in it's tracks right there), but grabbed the BB gun instead. I hit it, can't get to it, and I think we're gonna smell it in a few days!"
Man, why do I smell a bad Jeff Foxworthy joke coming out of this???