Red Noses Are Better When There's Two...

I am a very lucky man. Roughly ten years ago, I completely opened up to my then girlfriend of a few months, admitting everything to her.

That I watched "You Can't Do That On Television" as a kid when my parents told me not to.

That I loved seeing girls get pied in the face and have buckets of Slime dumped on their heads.

And that what I promoted as an irrational fear of clowns was to hide the fact that I actually was heavily aroused whenever I saw a female clown. That I really just wanted to dress in baggy pants, wear greasepaint and a big red nose, hurl pies, spank with rubber chickens and have a good silly ****.

She said, "okay".

It was no big deal. Years of repression and guilt and I had nothing to fear. She loved me and was willing to indulge in my fetish sparingly.

I felt like the luckiest guy in the world.

Then we took pictures. Posted them on MySpace. (This was a few years ago...) Some ******* gave her a negative comment regarding her figure. We didn't play like that for years.

I didn't feel terrible, I just didn't have my sexy clown to play with for awhile.

Fast forward a few years. She has lost considerable weight. She's more confident in how beautiful she is. People hit on her often. And I broach the idea again.

And she texts me during work to tell me how wet she is thinking about putting on the makeup again and being pied.

I did not find a clown ****. I have a loving wife that will fulfill my fantasies after discussion and supporting each other. But she will become my little clown **** if I ask. And that just makes me love her more.

We're taking more pictures, we're filming. I'm editing a slapstick/silent comedy clown fetish video that we filled last week. And I'm loving every minute of it.

I am incredibly fortunate, but I've worked at it and been patient. Now I want to share with others.

You're not alone. Other people find clowns sexy. Silly can be sexy. We are silly, and we love being sexy. We want to hear from more of you.

Please, contact us. Tell us what you'd like to see. We know you're out there. We were hiding as well. Well, we're still behind the greasepaint, wigs, and red noses, but we clown.

We plan on hitting the fetish balls as our alter egos and see how that goes.

But for now, we'll play at home, talk about it constantly, and have lots of silly, kinky sex. Join us.

We'd love to hear from you.

KinkyClowns KinkyClowns
3 Responses Nov 8, 2012

This is lovely, you are lovely.

That is beautiful. While I do not share your fetish, I know how wonderful it is to share your inner most desires and be accepted by another. The best part is that she is enjoying it as well, and not just doing it for you.

I am very happy for you that you found someone that loves you for who you are and can also except you for it. I'm just wondering how you guys are going to hide all that stuff when you guys decide to have kids.