So I've been lesbian my whole life and I just came out to my siblings (not my parents yet)

How I came out to my sister:

Sister: why do you look like a dude half of the time, you'll never get a boyfriend like that.

Me: so what made you assume I wanted a boyfriend

Sister: well it's not like you're gay or anything wait are you?

Me: *nods*

Sister: OH MY LORD JESUS MY SISTER IS A LESBIAN !!! YOU NEED JESUS OH LORD HELP THIS TROUBLED SOUL!
(I over exaggerated just a little)

Me: is there something wrong?

Sister: IS IT BECAUSE YOU WATCHED THAT YURI STUFF!?!
(Yuri is girlxgirl anime basically)

Me: dude wtf no!

Sister: DO YOU EVEN WANT KIDS ! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP THE FAMILY NAME!?!

Me: i don't know maybe I'll adopt or something

Sister: THAT'S NOT NATURAL

Me: you're annoying me *walks out room*

Now when we have a conversation she mentions I'm lesbian every five seconds

How I came out to my brother:

His girlfriend from Canada visited recently lets just say her name is Anna (it's not really but I don't want to use her real name)

Brother: so what do you think of Anna?

Me: she's really beautiful I'd love to have a girlfriend like that.
(I didn't say it intentionally)

Brother: do you like girls? Because if I do I'll still love you because you're my little sister and you make good food.

Me: well yeah I always have

Brother: okay. Do you want to play mortal combat?

Me: sure

Never brought up the fact I was a lesbian again

And I concluded my sister is a *****
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1 Response Jul 12, 2015

Is your sister younger? Maybe she doesn't understand how being a lesbian works.