Plan #42

1 Take a lesson, learn to fake-play Flamenco guitar.
2 Find a Flamenco dancer who’s not really a flamenco dancer.
(…she might, perhaps, have the look of haughty disdain
Apparent on the woman on the cover of the Pixies ‘Surfer Rosa’…)
3 Grow a pencil thin moustache,
Cut my hair like Edmund Blackadder.
4 Make a soundtrack.
5 Play.
6 Work her until she dies stamping.
7 Get a new faux flamenco dancer.
CrookedMan CrookedMan
Dec 14, 2012