Dirty Dirty Little Girl

I am pretty sure I have a dirtier mind than most people. I found a "*****-scope" that is at least 90% true for me. Here's what it says:



Aries


LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to **** in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.
Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. ******* as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people *******. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.
The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.


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LostLamb LostLamb
22-25, F
20 Responses May 21, 2007

I love the bit about being duct taped to a wall and being beaten with live ferrets!

I can confirm that baby girl. I am a Sag and married to a Aries. I am telling you that we have had some crazy sex scenes. She has even gotten a standing ovation at a Adult store as we walked out. Please let me know where to find one on Sags.

I can confirm that baby girl. I am a Sag and married to a Aries. I am telling you that we have had some crazy sex scenes. She has even gotten a standing ovation at a Adult store as we walked out. Please let me know where to find one on Sags.

n thts meant to be dirty?

heh got a link? :p<br />
I'd like to try it for myself

where did u find that site? lol i want to check mine out..i can only imagine! :)

The entire *****-scope is way too long to post on here, but for anyone who wants a copy, send me a message with an email address I can send it to. Put a space between each letter/number of your email address. Otherwise EP won't let you send it.

i think that is me?? well, i dont know about duct tape, but i know that i am kinky!!

i would love to know mine! im a pisces if you could please let me know!

hummmmmm love to see the "*****-scope" wonder if cancer is compatable ; )

hummmmmm love to see the "*****-scope" wonder if cancer is compatable ; )

hummmmmm love to see the "*****-scope" wonder if cancer is compatable ; )

I would like to see a copy of the "*****-scope"

Would love a copy of the "*****-scope" to put the wife to the test, she has got up to some real kinky things which I love in her time.

Thank you everyone for all of your comments!! If anyone wants a copy of the *****-scope to read the other astrological signs' readings just contact me. :)

I wonder what they say about sagittariuss'

another Aries here too...hmmm

being an aries myself.....i did not know that about myself!!!!!!!

Get down baby girl ! hahahahahaha

I think i have a dirtier mind =]