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A personal story in the experience: I Have a Dirty Mind
S o, I was just in the kitchen making lunch...I'm at the counter and all of a sudden all I can think about is being taken from behind...if you've ever had a lovely surprise like that in the kitchen you'll know what I mean...ah, my mind...capable of turning a simple lunch into a feast.

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Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:02PM
LOL!! (and I really did lol) not had this happen too often : ( , but I'm working on it ;-)
Imagination is a wonderful tool ~ heehee* tool* !!
     
Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:09PM
Heehee! Yeah, it's wonderful when that happens...I did accidently elbow an ex of mine in the ribs once, because I didn't realize that he was there until he touched me...I guess I wasn't really in the mood that day, lol.

:D The imaginary scenarios tend to go a little smoother, but on occasion the real thing goes well. ;) It's been too long for the kitchen, I must say.

*tool* hehehe...ah, the mind.
     
Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:13PM
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Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:14PM, last updated Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:14PM
yeah my boyfriend tried that once, the whole surprise element.

he ended up with a nose bleed:S
     
Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:15PM
Dirty minds are the best kind!
     
Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:21PM
Heehee! Mission accomplished. ;p
     
Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:24PM
Island table counters are a rush too! ;) Backwards OR Frontwards! heheheehe
     
Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:25PM
I was with one of my old girlfriends a few years ago and we were out walking near a frozen lake. We stopped at a look-out point and looked at the frozen lake.

The urge hit, I pulled hers down, dropped mine and went to town! The only thing that wasn't fun was that there was snow everywhere, including the railing so i had no place to put my hands and she complained that her boobs got really really cold.
+2 nods     
Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:27PM
An island setting will do that, I think...counter or no counter! ;)

Lol, lake inspires dirty mind - interesting! No issues with shrinkage, then? :)
     
Posted Sep 18th, 2008 at 1:34PM
No problems with shrinkage. It was too hot! Plus, we could hear people coming down the path... I bet those people could hear us..... well, you know.
     
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