I Can Tell You Why A Dog Is Mans Best Friend.

You have had a BAD DAY at work.
The Boss has been on your BUTT.
Your Wife meets you at the door,she is mad cause
she wants to go out to eat,you don't have the MONEY.
Your Daughter isn't talking to you,cause she wants to date a guy 3 years
older,you told her NO.
Your son thinks your a CHEEP SKATE cause you bought him a second hand
CAR, his Friend got a NEW ONE.
You go out on the Back Porch Dejected, sit down on the step and hang your head.
The DOG comes up and LICKS YOUR HAND.
That is WHY a DOG is..... MANS BEST FRIEND.
jamesmethod jamesmethod
56-60, M
6 Responses Feb 23, 2011


1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would  you get another dog?"


10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.


13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.




And last, but certainly not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.



Ultimate True Test:

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you!

They know how to get the most out of life. Two meals a day, a good walk and being around their loved ones keeps them content -- anything more than that is an unexpected joy. People'd be a lot happier if they could settle for that.

Better than drugs, isn't it.

not inspiring at all :(

Yes!!!! Yesssssssssssssssss!!!!

Great story.