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My Dogs And My Lovers

I must confess to having an unconditional loyalty to my dogs. Both shelter dogs, they have been with me through many years full of the joys, sorrows, and transitions in life. They love me, and me them, unconditionally. If someone doesn't like dogs, I would be less than honest to not say it would be near impossible to become very close to that human. If my dog doesn't like someone--and they are both very loving and affectionate and non judgemental--it immediately sends alarm signals that that person has done something to initiate my dogs negative response. Both my dogs sleep in my bed. I have an extra King size bed to accommodate the fact they have a remarkable ability to take up quite acrobatic positions when snoozing that can at times force me to lie twisted as a pretzel. One snores. But, to be fair, I have been known to as well.

I was with a woman for ten years. She seamlessly accepted the dogs role in the household. Since then, the reaction of other lovers varies. Some find it charming, others are similar dog nuts, and some get jealous. Invariably, when we make love, the dogs descend from the bed to the floor or another room. "Oh no, here we go again!', is the unarticulated dog reaction. Mostly, I think they are confused by the noises and movements, the loud moans, and thrashing bodies and rapid breathing. At times, I think the dogs think they may have done something wrong, viewing the pleasures of lust as an act of conflict or violence or and are alarmed and flee. My lovers invariably, impossible to ignore the pedestal I choose to place my dogs on, respond with some level of jealousy. One woman I was very close to, and whose sexual appetite matched mine resulting in a lot of time spent in bed, asked me: " Who comes first, me or your dogs." I answered honestly. "Well, if you pose the question that way. the dogs. Scoop, Buddy, and then you." it was a simple truth, although perhaps could have been couched in a more poetic form. It in no way detracted from my affection or love or lust for my lover. Perhaps dog lovers alone can understand this affinity. It is, to me, like asking " Which comes first me or your children." or "Which of your children do you like more?" It is an irrelevant question, misses the point, and doesn't have an answer. The real question one's lover is actually asking is: " Am I the only one you are in love with?" Children and dogs are in a different catagory altogether than ones human partner. I will be blunt and perhaps a bit stubborn here. If a lover cannot accept the terms of my relationship with my dogs, there is little hope for a future beyond sexual pleasure. And they deserve to know that first. As i deserve to know how they stand on my dogs as well. If my dogs like you a lot, your chances are greatly increased for our human relationship to blossom further. As they are very good innate judges of character, I respect my dogs intuition. If they don't like her, or my lover doesn't like them, I am afraid the harsh reality is we have no future. Each reader has has every right and perhaps logic to disagree, but those are my truths. Then again there may be a connection to the fact that my dogs have stood by my side, loyal, affectionate, non-judgemental, through crisis, and joy, for a much longer, uninterrupted stretch of time than any lover. These views, as i scribble these thoughts down now, occur to me as perhaps a factor in why I am at the moment single and currently deprived of the erotic joys of a lover. HHmm. And for those whose minds have wandered to the dark corners of conjecture in their minds as they read this, I assure you that my dogs in no way either fullfill, participate, or substitute for the unendingly delicious erotic wonders only a lover can me and a lover explore together. Don't **** with my dogs. or you will have no hope of ******* me.
nomad0007 nomad0007 51-55, M 6 Responses Aug 8, 2011

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i'm a confirmed dog lover who inherited a cat. And while I admit that her doglike nature certainly helps, she is still feline. I often shake my head in wonder that such a creature has any desire to be near me ( particularly as I am allergic to her ), but she is quite certain she chooses to walk with me on the leash. As to the bedroom... she's... nosy and enthusiastic. What can I say ?

My cat lives outdoors. My dogs would kill it. Plus to be honest cats remind me of exgf's--all take and no give (half joking)

I have heard it said that a CAT chooses YOU, not the other way around. Cats are noble and independent you can feel priviledged and blessed that such a creature of grace and yes persinketiness LOL has bestowed the honor of caregiving to you ! :)) Enjoy her! I have cats and a pup. Very very different 'people' and I love both so very much <3!!!

I feel the same way you do, I'm single write now, but if I met a woman that didn't like my dog and told me its either her or the dog, I would tell her its the dog. I wouldn't give my doggy up for anything. why do woman feel they have to compete with a mans dog? I don't know !

I have the worlds best dog, I saw a documentary on dogs that makes perfect sence. Dogs actually read human emotions in a persons face. and when a person is doing something wrong there body puts out a scent, that of course, dogs can smell. I trust my dog with my life. If you donnt like my dog you might as well keep walking. But then everybody likes my dog ( Buttercups ) after all she is the worlds frienlyist dog.

Buttercup, one of my fav song...lol

I was smiling from start to finish…and what made me chuckle more was when one of your lovers asked such question? I understand your point of view and your unconditional love to your dogs. It’s like asking who weighs more, your children or me?



I don’t have dogs at home but I like dogs. My favorite dog (dalmatian) died when I was seven. From then on, I remain dogless for life.



I read that men who take care of animals are nurturer, kind and loving. I believe in it.

It is my dogs who are nurturing, kind, and loving. They win the gold medal in that contest

they''ve won your heart and no woman could steal i if she doesn't like your dogs.

Recently, I said to an animal loving friend, 'Can you really trust someone who does not like animals?' We agreed the answer was 'No'. My dogs are my family. In many ways, the closest family I have. If your lover and your family don't get along, there is no future together.

agreed! If my potential somebody could not accept my pets , it'd be a no go from get go LOL!!!

Dog's know who is good and who is bad company to keep. Dog's come first,the ladies second.