Britny Is Her Name

She is an 8-month-old poodle, and the cutest little thing ever. She's also a bit of a monster.

She has her own sign language to communicate with me. She wears diapers and dresses and t-shirts and pants. She has eggs and sausage for breakfast, and chicken and rice for dinner. She loves chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce. She has more toys than most babies, and she thinks she's a human girl.

She sleeps on a $3500 bed with 500-thread count sheets to comfort her, and she has her own pillow. She also hugs a stuffed bunny while she sleeps.

She's just precious. I love her.
26-30, F
Jul 20, 2007