My Shih Tzu
She's a wonderful dog. She says hello (walks up, puts her paws on your leg, wags her tail) when I come in, gives me kisses, sits on my lap, everything.
Alas, she's 14 in human years. This is how blind she is: She ran into my foot the other day while I was eating dinner. She wasn't hurt, just didn't see my foot.
She's very hard of hearing and has insulin-dependent diabetes. But that works out: I stick a needle in her neck, she gives me kisses. Tell me a human woman who will do that! HA HA!
If you lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car, and unlock it an hour later, who's happy to see you? The dog.