The Grouch

Oscar was mine ok! He was just cranky.. I can deal with other's anger.

My friend thought I was nuts, but I told them I didn't have any. They liked Big Bird.. I mean seriously, Big Bird??

 We discussed the fact that Elmo was gay but they wouldn't mention it. we just knew. Bert and Ernie were just roomates and we aren't going any further Bert's pigeon obsession creeped us out. Big Bird was compensating for something (that one we concluded on a little bit later). Grover had an inferiority complex. among other things. Cookie Monster had a learning disorder. We're busy psychoanalyzing the rest of them but I haven't seen it in more than a decade.
wack1985 wack1985
31-35, F
1 Response Jul 30, 2010

a combination of Oscar and Garfield huh? I always thought you were a cool person! Thanks for reconfirming it! ^.^