Sally Ate My Chicken!

One fine afternoon, me and my cousins were enjoying a wholesome meal my Mom cooked for us! Some one told a silly joke and we all burst laughing like idiots. Idiots for sure because i couldnt control the boogies in my nose and they flew right on my chicken. I was so disgusted, i ran upstairs to wash and then i was about to puke because of the smell of baby diapers in the washroom. After 15 mins, I came down and was surprised to find out my mom ate my leftover chicken [ full of nosy boogers ]. as soon as i told everyone, they all burst laughing and my mom puked it all out!