This isn't so much a funny-haha as it is funny-weird, but here you go.
So, I'm driving down the road today, and see something in my peripheral vision. I look over, and see this:
I begin to flip out in earnest. There is a hopping, climbing tree frog in my vehicle! While I'm barreling down the highway at 70mph. I continue down the road, wondering what to do about him, and he apparently decides that he doesn't like the scenery flying by him so quickly, so he decides to leave the door. He proceeds to tree-frog-climb all over the windows of my car, and I'm terrified. I'm not scared of frogs by any stretch, but it's so hot out, and I was afraid that he would get lost in my car and die...
STAGE 1 OF RESCUE:
I went back home, and after much cajoling, I managed to get the thing trapped inside a mountain dew bottle...
STAGE 2 OF RESCUE:
This done, I proceeded to my window, and placed him there, so he would be able to eat his fill of the bugs that swarm the outside of my window at night.
I didn't realize how prominent my reflection would be...
Doesn't he look happier?
Well, anyway, that was my excitement for the day.