I Have a Good Sense of Humor

Anal Optic Nerve

By: partytested

Written on May 22nd, 2008

THIS IS A VERY VERY TRUE, AND LITTLE KNOWN HEALTH FACT!!!!!!

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a ****** outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't bring tears to your eyes.

By: partytested

Age: 46-50 , Male

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19 responses

partytested

glad you all enjoy..............

3 days ago
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Lonilee

Love that too funny

3 days ago
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Babydoll42

Hahahaha...that's funny...nice! ;)

May 16
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pafasted80

How true!

Sep 16, 2012
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phatnhapi

You are freakin hilarious PT... tears from laughin, not yankin.. bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa ....... rofl....

Jul 7, 2012
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DrippingRain

haha funny xD

Oct 22, 2011
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partytested

1234 sorry you didn't like. not all humour is for everyone. yuors is funny too.

Jun 21, 2011
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garvan

Wickedly funny.

Jun 17, 2011
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a1234poem

. Yuor "eyeball to anus" It is not humor it si pretended vulgar humor in disquise.

Here's humor.

A man stopped at a wooden store in an tiny southern town where a small boy sat on the steps next too a big mean looking dog that growled as the man approached.

The man stopped before mounting the stairs and asked the small boy "Your dog don't bite does he?" and the boy answered "No he doesn't." So the man thinking he was safe cautiously passed the dog and thats when the dog bit him. The startled man cried out in pain," I thought you said your dog didn't bite."

The boy answered, "He don't. This here dog ain't my dog."

Jul 14, 2010
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partytested

always a pleasure.

Jul 9, 2009
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georgeg

ROFLMAO

thanks, always need a good laugh

Jul 9, 2009
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JjAzza

Aww that was nice lol this is true thought there is 36 pressure points on the body that kill instantly. The 36 chambers they called

May 18, 2009
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partytested

oh come on give it a yank........lol

Jun 3, 2008
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strawberryshakers

I think i'll take your word for it pt.

Jun 3, 2008
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partytested

try it.....lol

Jun 3, 2008
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partytested

my eyes are watering now....lol

May 27, 2008
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partytested

lol

May 22, 2008
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partytested

Had to share........

May 22, 2008
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partytested

thank you! that means a lot coming from a comical genius!

May 22, 2008
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