Anal Optic Nerve
THIS IS A VERY VERY TRUE, AND LITTLE KNOWN HEALTH FACT!!!!!!
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a ****** outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't bring tears to your eyes.