My Ultimate Hair Fantasy..."Where should I sit ?" You asked.
"****!" I thought. "Um, Bring the white bar stool over," I said as though I knew exactly what I was doing. As she put the bar stool down in the middle of the kitchen you did not even seem a bit nervous. I guess since I was I thought she might be catching on. No way, you were hooked.
"Just a half an inch please," you said as you sat down.
I took the cape out of the box and gave it a good snap to get all the folds out. You seemed startled for a moment and turned to look. As I brought the cape around your neck I thought I was going to explode. I gently brought it up around your neck, then I pulled your mass of hair back and fastened it. I was actually touching it now. "God! It is so soft and thick," I thought to myself. I took out the comb. I then started to comb it out, it was a gorgeous mane. I combed and combed . Over and over again. I ran my fingers through it pretending to try to get tangles out. "So much hair!" I thought. Then I placed the comb at your forehead and began to make long strokes all the way to the ends . You seemed comfortable all the time and did not say a word. I took a few more strokes to bring it all straight in line then reached for the scissors. "Schick, schick, schick!" I closed them together. You twitched your head a little. I hesitated for a moment not knowing where to start. "Just a little bit, O.K.?" you said in a meek voice. "Of course" I said.
I placed my hand to the top of your head and pushed it forward. You obediently complied. I got down on my knees level with the ends of your hair. I took some ends between my fingers and raised the scissors to them, but I found myself wanting to take the scissors much higher. I combed down once more and slid the scissors into the hair at about mid back starting at the right side of the long locks. I closed the scissors down hard, SHNICK! A thick long strand plopped to the floor. I quickly grabbed it up off the floor not believing what I had just done. "****" I said almost aloud.
"Not too much please," you said once more.
"O.K." I said nervously. I raised the scissors again and closed them around another long thick lock of hair, SHNICK! Again I snatched it up off the floor. Then again, SHNICK! and again SHNICK! until it was cut cleanly across in a neat line. I now had a massive handful of long silky hair. I cleared my throat again.
"Are you done" You asked impatiently.
"Almost" I replied. I wondered how I was going to explain this to her. Then I got real serious. "You have a lot of damaged hair back here, I had to take much more off than you wanted," I said.
You immediately grabbed a thick section of your hair with her right hand and ran your fingers through it. "No!! Oh my God, you cut all my hair off!" you cried aloud. You were now crying and stroking it through your hands. You stood up and turned around. "How could you?" You screamed.
"I only took off 3 inches of badly damaged hair" I replied.
"Take me home right now! I want to leave," you cried as you stood there.
"No, missy! You will sit right back down and I will finish cutting this mop!" I said demandingly while I stood there holding the hair in my hand.
"No! I won't" you cried.
I grabbed her by the hair at the back of her head and spun her around and pulled her *** into the chair.
"****! Now I've done it! She is going to report me to the police or something," I thought. I expected you to get right back up but you just sat there. "What the hell" I thought. "I'm sorry but the rest of this hair is going to have to come off too," I said. You really started to cry now.
Once more I pushed your head forward. You obeyed reluctantly this time. I combed it down straight again. You raised your head up slightly but I quickly put my hand atop your head and pushed it down again this time leaving it there. As I held your head forward I slid the scissors in right at collar level this time and began to cut straight across. SHNICK, SHNICK, SHNICK! The scissors reached the other side and the hair just lay there severed from the rest. I gathered it up into another ponytail and laid it on the counter with the rest. Looking back I was amazed at the line I had cut. You now had a collar length bob. It looked really great too. I went around front of her and raised your face up by the chin to have a look. Tears were rolling off your cheeks. You looked very sexy now. "You look so beautiful with short hair" I told you. You did not say a word but did give a slight nod yes. "Wow, maybe she will like it," I thought. "I'm not done with you yet though" I said sternly.
I combed the hair again and sectioned it off by running the comb around her head about one inch above your ears. Then I clipped the hair in place. I combed out the section hanging free. I was about to give you a good short wedge little did you know. I slid the scissors in right at eye level and began to cut around her head. You really began to cry now. Over the right ear, around the back, and over the left ear. The four inch strands of hair fell down to the floor and some right down the front of the cape and into your lap. I came around front, lifted your chin with my hand and whispered, "I'm sorry." Then I kissed you on the forehead. I went back to work by releasing the section of hair from atop your head and combing it out again.
Starting at the right side one last time I began to cut sections off just a bit below the undercut I had just finished. Hair was raining down as I cut away the ruminants of your long locks to a perfect clean straight line around your head just an inch above the ears.
"Almost done sweetheart" I said. I pulled out the clippers and attached the shortest attachment I could. I plugged them in then flicked them on. They came to life with a BUZZZZ! You flinched. I grabbed the right side of your head and pushed it to the side. Bringing the clippers up to just in front of your ear I began to clipper your hair up to the line I had just cut around her head. I moved up over the exposed ear. Then I started at the ba
"There, one more thing and we're done," I said. I combed a thick section of bangs up from your forehead and cut them to just above the eyebrows. I went around front to have a look. You looked very cute now. "Have a look at the new you," I said.
She took the mirror and studied her new haircut for a moment. "It's nice" you said.
"So you like it" I asked.
"Yes I do, thank you," you replied.
"You're welcome," I said as I leaned over and gave her a kiss on the top of her head.
I then proceeded to bring the clippers back to life and finish the job take all or your remaining hair down to 1/8 inch long all over.
I removed the cape and you stood up. You turned around to face me. "Oh my God" you said as you saw the enormous pile of hair on the floor, and on the counter. You threw your arms around me. And said “I love it thanks so much I really needed this. How can I ever repay you” ? I kissed your cheek, then your buzzed nape. “I’m sure you can think of something.