Children Are Quick

This was sent to in an email by a niece.  It's cute, kid humor.

From Children  Are Quick  


TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find  North America   .  
MARIA:           Here  it  is.  
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered  America  ?  
CLASS:         Maria.  

TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the  floor?  
JOHN:            You  told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'  
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'  

TEACHER:   No, that's wrong  
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but  you asked me how I spell it.   

(I Love this child)  

TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for  water?  
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.  
TEACHER:    What are you talking about?  
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.    

TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we  didn't have ten years ago.  
WINNIE:         Me!  

TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so  dirty?  
GLEN:            Well, I'm a lot closer to the  ground than you are.    

TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with '   I.  '  
MILLIE:           I   is..
TEACHER:      No, Millie..... Always say, 'I   am.'  
MILLIE:          All  right...  'I am the ninth letter of the  alphabet.'       



TEACHER:     George  Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but  also admitted it. 
 Now,  Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish  him?  
LOUIS:            Because  George still had the axe in his hand....       


TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before  eating?  
SIMON:         No sir, I  don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.    


TEACHER:       Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is  exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy  his?  
CLYDE  :         No,  sir. It's the same dog.    


TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking  when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:      A teacher
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1 Response Mar 6, 2010

Kids have this amazing ability to see the wonder and mystery in the world (until we condition it out of them, quite often -- very sadly). Thanks for sharing some of this :)