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Mommy Toot!

One of my two year olds is fascinated with farts. He feels the need to not only announce his own, but call out other people when they break wind.

Last week I had to take my twins to the grocery store to pick up some milk and dog food. My stomach had been upset and grumbling all day. When I bent over to grab the gallon of milk I let a little one out. There were other shoppers in the aisle, but not close, so I didn't feel mortified. Until my son yells "Mommy toot! Mommy toot!"
MommyGoneMad MommyGoneMad 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 19, 2011

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Hahaha, and this is one of a million reasons why i now go to the store ALONE!

ai yi yi... kids. can't live with 'em, can't tape their mouths shut!! :0] <br />
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j/k! (kinda???)