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I Have a Kid That Cracks Me Up

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By: Lilt
Written on October 5th, 2009
By: Lilt
Age: 46-50
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  • Lilt

    Tell the truth, Mewold.

    Auntie may be a cooker, but she ain't a looker.



    I should go to bed now. :-/

    Mar 11, 2012
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    • mewold

      Right. She tried, and failed. Great boobs though. lol

      Mar 12, 2012
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  • mewold

    When my oldest daughter was about 9 or 10, she hated milk. One of her Aunts, a sweet lady who was always trying to help the single father (me), told her that she should drink milk because it would help her grow up to be beautiful. My daughter looked at her and said, "Did you drink milk when you were little?" Her Aunt smiled and said that yes she drank quite a bit of milk as a little girl. My daughter looked at her and said, "Didn't help you, did it."

    Mar 11, 2012
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  • Lilt

    I'm constantly amazed at how much people with no children know about raising kids!

    But equally amazed at how some people can be a parent for so long and still not know what they are doing.

    I think good parenting requires a lot improvisational skills.

    Jun 9, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    Sweet Lilt, some people talk through their behinds! Not worth speaking to or about.

    You're a great mom I think, I know that doesn't hold a lot of water, I'm also just a mom and granny, but I've got sons that I'm hugely proud of. They're certainly not perfect, but well-mannered and well-liked by people that matter. That means we didn't do a bad job. Your sons seem the same, almost perfect is better than perfect in my book.

    Ignore the idiots, take on board what normal, sensible, mothers and fathers have to say. They are the ones who know what you're talking about and have been there and done that too. XXXXXXX

    X@

    Jun 9, 2010
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  • Lilt

    Cabbie, it's been a special treat to log on and see your comments today. More than you could ever know. Everything I thought I knew about parenting has been challenged in the last few days. But you reminded me of the good stuff.



    Thank you.

    Jun 7, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    Lilt, I love your sons! They crack me up too and make me think of my 3 growing up! There's a saying, that a mom of 3 boys is guaranteed a place in heaven! X@

    Jun 6, 2010
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  • Lilt

    Cool, more books !! I thinks books are the best gifts.



    I would love to see you acting the part of a star, my friend :)

    Oct 16, 2009
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  • tearaway

    I like The Little Prince too! I like how it's surreal and reminds me of when I was nine. I was a star (as in star in the sky) in a Little Prince play when I was nine. And understudy to the snake.

    Oct 16, 2009
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  • Lilt

    It does make sense.

    Adults make life so complicated, don't they?



    Actually, we don't have that book. What do you like about it?

    Oct 12, 2009
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  • Mello

    That makes perfect sense to me! Seriously...



    Have you ever read "The Little Prince"? If not, you should add it to your family library.

    Oct 12, 2009
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  • Lilt

    Mello, good question.

    And the answer is simple....

    Everybody uses the handles and that's kind of boring.

    If you use the jump rope it's more fun.

    Oct 16, 2009
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  • Mello

    hehehe! Your son is amusing! There must never be a dull moment at your home. Now, tell me, why must you pen the fridge with a guitar strap and jump rope?

    Oct 12, 2009
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  • Lilt

    Krypton! Where have you been? I miss you tons.

    Oct 12, 2009
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  • Krypton

    Of course it is a Lilt story about the ever famous wonderful boy and it has 7 pages of comments before I can place my own. haha

    You and your family crack me up. Wonderful story.

    Oct 12, 2009
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  • Lilt

    Kids do well when Mother Nature is in charge.





    Grown-ups too.

    Oct 9, 2009
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  • sunnyorcloudy

    Thats too funny...i dug holes when i was a kid! I also planted random seeds to...anywhere:-D. Definetly one of the cool moms it seems.

    Oct 9, 2009
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  • Lilt

    Hahahahaha...you're right Robbo!

    I see a landscape design biz and sod sales :O

    That is too funny. But a little scary at the same time...

    Oct 9, 2009
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  • RobertaSunset

    Lmao! Kids are so funny aren't they? Not sure if this is a coincidence or not , but when I was reading your story I saw at the side there was an advert for turfonline.co.uk. I think you may need them, Lol! :o)

    Oct 9, 2009
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  • Lilt

    I always hear people say, "Oh no, I sound just like my mother."



    Well, sometimes that is a good thing.



    Now, go outside and play!

    Oct 7, 2009
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  • Tekkamaki

    Hmm...that's a good idea actually! Maybe it will keep her from dismantling things with a screw driver. I think she's game! : )

    Oct 7, 2009
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  • Lilt

    Love it, Tekka!

    Are you now breeding the next generation of hole diggers?

    Oct 6, 2009
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  • Tekkamaki

    Ha ha! I dug holes too. I thought there was treasure or dinosaur bones...mostly because my mom said I was pent up with too much energy. She said, "go dig a hole in the backyard" so I ran out happily screaming with shovels and...hammers. There were rocks in the way that I HAD to get rid of...then I got the punishment of a lifetime for breaking down the cement foundation of the yard. : /

    Oct 6, 2009
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  • Lilt

    Guinea pigs are NOT cute.

    They are rodent-y.

    I saw my friend's boa eat one once, that was cool.



    Faucon, stick with me and the kid....never a dull moment :-/

    Oct 6, 2009
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  • Lilt

    Smart...is that like "too big for your britches."

    Oct 6, 2009
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  • LordVoldemort

    your son is very smart, great story, thanks for sharing this

    Oct 6, 2009
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  • Lilt

    All of these comments make me smile. Kids keep it real, eh?



    I love that burned butt story too, Drew :O



    Anna, we've had snakes , lizards, and tarantulas...but if there was a guinea pig on my head, I would go into cardiac arrest.

    Oct 5, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    OMG @ "You Are So Beautiful When You Are Sleeping."

    Or "I Thought I Told You To Stop." -- How many times have I said those two statements???



    And NEVER is 'SCHOOL' on caller ID EVER a good thing ~ cringes ~



    I LOVE LOVE LOVE the Butt Slide story ~ sinister laugh ~



    Don't know what it is about these boys and diggin'. Mine ended up in the Urgent Care getting stitches on his forehead from his friend's 'Spade Malfunction' onto son's forehead (four months after stitches in the same place from other friend's golf club).



    ~ Priceless Stories ~

    Oct 5, 2009
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  • mimi28

    LOL!! Awesome!

    Oct 5, 2009
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  • dopecounselor

    Lilt, reading this made my day. :)

    Oct 5, 2009
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  • Anna2

    A kid that enjoys vacuuming and digging- gotta love his work ethic! lol



    I just read this and then actually had to tell my daughter not to wear the guinea pig on her head! :)



    At least I can smile knowing that I'm in good company. . . although I guess they say this at the funny farm too huh?

    Oct 5, 2009
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