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Dr. Seuss After Dark

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Written on October 6th, 2012
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Age: 26-30
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  • Mom321

    Lol we just celebrated dr. Seuss' birthday in my classroom, and I did not read anything like this! Lol loved it!

    Mar 9
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  • touchOFspring

    It's great, Taken. You rock!

    Oct 17, 2012
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  • enjoyinglife2

    I just got a mental visual of the Grinch and that lady in Whoville from the Jim Carry movie. Lol

    Oct 12, 2012
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  • ambroseguy80

    Wow! This beats Green Eggs and Ham by a mile! And I would do it on the net... and I would do it with a pet... lol

    Oct 12, 2012
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    • ambroseguy80

      Lol. Just joking!

      Oct 13, 2012
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    • ambroseguy80

      LOL... I'm a jolly good Onceler... don't do pets! ;-)

      Oct 14, 2012
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  • GoddessXyren

    Well done! ~applauds~
    I am sure the good Dr. would blush and keep this for his private amusement, rest his soul.

    Oct 12, 2012
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  • tigermoth1234

    NICE you think it will be made into a animated film LOL

    Oct 12, 2012
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  • dannytodana

    wow. i missed that one in kindergarten.

    Oct 12, 2012
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  • solarstruck

    loved it, thanks.

    Oct 12, 2012
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  • distraut1

    NICE!!...THATS how it SHOULD be!!...If only it was... sigh. Loved it.

    Oct 12, 2012
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  • positively3negative

    This made my evening :) it was kind of amusing and very hot ^^

    Oct 11, 2012
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  • JoeysGoddess

    Thats pretty awesome!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

    Oct 11, 2012
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  • Haphazard

    Now if Dr Seuss was really like that, I'd read even more of them!!!

    Oct 11, 2012
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  • ronanp

    Amazing ... that's a real talent, TH. Can you do "My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket" next?

    Oct 11, 2012
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  • Alan911

    I think Dr Seuss would be proud.

    Oct 11, 2012
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  • BamPow

    That actually wasn't as Seussian as I was expecting. It was a bit more "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" minus the fat old man barging into the house.

    Oct 10, 2012
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  • LostInTheWoulds

    Thanks for that ... it made me smile :)

    Oct 9, 2012
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  • Babydoll42

    That's great!!!.....I won't be reading it to my children, but perhaps my husband? Wonderful writing!! I loved it

    Oct 9, 2012
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  • LG76

    loved it....way better than Dr. Suess!

    Oct 8, 2012
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  • happyjack501

    great story ,,, we want more please

    Oct 8, 2012
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  • a2fun1

    Simply outstanding, TH! I don't know if the late-great Mr. Geisel would exactly approve, but his Grinch probably would! lol

    Oct 6, 2012
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  • Sylphy

    This didn't show in my activity profile. *grrrs at ep gremlins*

    I think 'naughty' for De. Seuss meant differently... much like Santa's naughty list...
    But then again... there's also Santa Baby... ;)

    Oct 6, 2012
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    • Sylphy

      Then maybe you can create a group called, 'I love Santa Baby'. ;P

      Oct 11, 2012
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  • Sungirl3

    This is really good...love it :)

    Oct 6, 2012
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  • sciguy18

    I so much like it in the hall
    Maybe up against the wall

    I like it really in the house
    With a partner or a spouse

    I like it here and like it there
    But no, no, no - not everywhere

    This is no case of prohibition
    Just a life-long inhibition

    I really do like it a lot
    But it's been so long I plum forgot...

    Oct 6, 2012
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    • sciguy18

      I think "yours" is just fine. Mine is simply a variation...

      Oct 6, 2012
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    • Sungirl3

      that's awesome sci! :)

      Oct 6, 2012
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    • Sylphy

      The quote machine can generate poems!!!

      Oct 6, 2012
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    • gigi55407

      Brilliant!

      Oct 6, 2012
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    • sciguy18

      Every once in a while, I come up with a good one...

      Oct 9, 2012
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  • geetar39

    LOL! *Clapping*
    My my my my my.
    I love what you did here. Fantastic. This is you to a tee. Classic TH.

    Oct 6, 2012
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  • girlmcgirly

    This was both enticing and endearing...really enjoyed it. :)

    Oct 6, 2012
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  • Becnme

    Mmmmm.....nice

    Oct 6, 2012
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  • ersatz

    You know me and poems. For some unknown reason, I really enjoyed this. *smiles*

    Oct 6, 2012
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    • ersatz

      Somehow I thought you might not be. I am a transparent pane ... or is that pain? LOLOL

      Oct 6, 2012
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